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The Ultimate Romantic Hero?

Ultimate CYBORG hero, I mean.

Ultimate Cyborg Hero by Pauline Baird Jones

In honor of February, the month of romance, I present to you the ultimate romantic hero: the cyborg.

Yes, you read that right. Cyborgs, those mechanical wonders with a heart of gold (or titanium, whatever floats your boat) are the ultimate romantic heroes.

First of all, they’re built to last. No more worrying about your significant other’s expiration date. With a cyborg, you’re guaranteed at least a few hundred years of companionship.

But they’re not just long-lasting, they’re also versatile. Need someone to protect you from zombies? Got it. Want to go on a space adventure? They’re your cyborg. Plus, they come with built-in GPS, so you’ll never get lost on a romantic hike again.

And let’s talk about their ability to multitask. Imagine all the things you could do at once with a cyborg partner. They could be cooking dinner while also doing your taxes, and still have enough processing power to give you a massage. Talk about efficiency.

But perhaps the best thing about cyborgs as romantic heroes is that they’re always open to an upgrade. So even if you get tired of the same old routine, your cyborg can always add some new skills (9 out of 10 women love a man who can wash dishes and do the laundry) to spice things up.

So don’t be afraid to give a cyborg a chance. You might just be surprised at how much love a robot can have to give.

I know it’s not possible to have a cyborg hero right now, but they are totally possible as a book boyfriend! Check out the Cyborg Chronicles now!