Dating a Cyborg

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to go on a date with a cyborg? Well, wonder no more because I, your fearless blogger, have taken one for the team and gone on a date with a cyborg to give you the inside scoop.

First of all, let me just say that getting ready for a date with a cyborg is no easy feat. I had to decide whether to go for a more “futuristic” look or stick with something traditional. In the end, I opted for a sleek, black jumpsuit and a killer pair of silver heels.

The date itself was, well, different. For starters, the cyborg had no sense of personal space and was constantly trying to scan me. I had to keep reminding him that I was not a barcode. But once we got past the initial awkwardness, it was actually quite charming to have someone so interested in getting to know me.

The cyborg also had a few tricks up his sleeve (literally, he had a compartment in his arm for holding snacks). He pulled out a bag of chips and a can of soda, which was a nice surprise. But then he proceeded to eat the chips with a servo-motor sound that was a bit disconcerting.

One of the highlights of the date was when the cyborg offered to take me for a spin in his “automobile mode”. I have to admit, it was pretty cool to see him transform into a car and drive us around. But, I had to remind him that red lights and stop signs were still a thing, and he needed to obey traffic laws.

All in all, it was a unique experience. The cyborg was a bit stiff and had some quirks, but he was also thoughtful and considerate. If you’re open to trying something new, I say give dating a cyborg a shot. It might just surprise you.

Note: This is a fictional blog post, cyborgs are not yet available for dating. And I would have had a lot of explaining to do to the hubs if I’d really dated one. Plus, I’m a hermit. I don’t get out much.

You can, however, totally have a cyborg book boyfriend. Just grab The Cyborg Chronicles today!